Januar 6, 2021 A sailor and a marine are taking a piss… A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and washes his hands. The sailor just…
Januar 6, 2021 MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal…
Januar 6, 2021 From one of Tom Clancy books… From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: „Alright! How about an attitude check???“ Crew (In Unison): „I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!“ CO: „Now, let’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral… A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, „Alright, I’ll prove…
Januar 6, 2021 The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field… The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the 1SG said: „Sir, look…
Januar 6, 2021 A good idea Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, „Why do you want to join the Navy, son?““My father said it’d be a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Army Airborne major was used to harassment… The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft. „Obviously the Air…
Januar 6, 2021 During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down… During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the…
Januar 6, 2021 Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable… Young Amanpreet never quite got over his miserable childhood as an orphan in the ghetto. When he turned 18 hejoined the Marines, but old…
Januar 6, 2021 The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks… The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, „Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child . ….