Januar 6, 2021 A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City… A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDonald’s actually…
Januar 6, 2021 The fucking lights Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated. „Who turned on the fucking lights?“ a male passenger, who…
Januar 6, 2021 My car A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About five minutes…
Januar 6, 2021 Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe… Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a…
Januar 6, 2021 Helpful advice for travellers Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO…
Januar 6, 2021 Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor… Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him,“Just eat two…
Januar 6, 2021 Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on… Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight attendants that breakfast could be served.One of the passengers, upset…
Januar 6, 2021 From a Southwest Airlines employee…. From a Southwest Airlines employee….“Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull…
Januar 6, 2021 Fly out of Genoa They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It’s called Genitalia.Sent by maria
Januar 6, 2021 Playing tabla Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was patting him…