Januar 6, 2021 Fairy tales A little girl asked her father, „Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?“And he replied, „No, there is a whole series…
Januar 6, 2021 The Australian liberal party announced today… The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause it more clearly reflects their party’spolitical stance :A condom stands…
Januar 6, 2021 President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game… President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season. At the start of the game the pitcher comes up…
Januar 6, 2021 Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him… Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, „Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on…
Januar 6, 2021 Ghosts in a White House One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. „George, what is the best thing I could do to…
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of politics Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Januar 6, 2021 Save the country A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, „I received your emergency phone call, Mrs. Clinton,…
Januar 6, 2021 Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70… Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered, „Why should I be…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you get four old ladies to say the F word? How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say…. BINGO!
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady walked into the bank… A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, „You…