Januar 6, 2021 Alcohol vs Women A guy says, „I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.““Yeah what happened?“ asked the other.The first guy replies,…
Januar 6, 2021 Fatherly feelings One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping…
Januar 6, 2021 What is a mans idea of foreplay? What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell soap operas are fictional? How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t affectionate in bed.
Januar 6, 2021 How do men sort their laundry? How do men sort their laundry? „Filthy“ and „Filthy but Wearable“.
Januar 6, 2021 Lots of words There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving.They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.
Januar 6, 2021 Men are like… Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great pets.
Januar 6, 2021 There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men… There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:“don’t“ and „stop“.
Januar 6, 2021 Man walks into a supermarket and buys… Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk1 single serving cereal1…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you scare a man? How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.