Januar 6, 2021 Miracle Bra Alternative Miracle Bra Alternative A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to…
Januar 6, 2021 Feminist Fairytale! Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the…
Januar 6, 2021 NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form. Boils at…
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Januar 6, 2021 Good girls vs. Bad girls Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons. Good girls only own one…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference? Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man? A: The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children…
Januar 6, 2021 A WOMANS SCHEDULE A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5. Apply makeup. Pee first so you don’t have to stop…
Januar 6, 2021 His And Hers ATMs His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter PIN number and account 4. Take cash, card and receipt…
Januar 6, 2021 God created woman, and she had 3 breasts… God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, „Is there anything on you that you’d like tochange?“She said, „Yes. Could…
Januar 6, 2021 Favorite Drink AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser