Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: Jimmy Carter waited until after the inauguration to break his promises.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: What is Clinton’s plan to create thousands of small businesses? A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument, who’d land first? A: Who cares!
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school? A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service…
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common? A: They haven’t had any brains for the last thirty years.
Januar 6, 2021 Clinton jokes Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!