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Januar 6, 2021 A man walks into a doctor office A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in…
Januar 6, 2021 An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday… An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake,…
Januar 6, 2021 A Short History of Medicine A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850…
Januar 6, 2021 Oprectomy Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your Oprectomy operation is scheduled for_______________, at ___________(a.m.)(p.m.). The purpose of…
Januar 6, 2021 Proctologists Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not „mortician;“ by then it’s too late. This is a word that…
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatric Hotline Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.If you have multiple personalities, please press…
Januar 6, 2021 A husband and wife are on a nudist beach… A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife’s business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also…
Januar 6, 2021 Howard had felt guilty all day long… Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of…