Januar 6, 2021 What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Januar 6, 2021 Give me the bad news first… „give me the bad news first.““You’ve got AIDS.““Oh, no! What could be worse than that?““You’ve also got Alzheimer’s Disease.““Oh. Well, that’s not so bad….
Januar 6, 2021 What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not your phlegm…
Januar 6, 2021 What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Januar 6, 2021 The medical student was asked four reasons… The medical student was asked four reasons why mother’smilk was better for babies than cow’s milk. This is the answer he submitted: 1. It’s…
Januar 6, 2021 A dyslexic nurse Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. „She’s incrediblydumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.“said one doctor. „Just last week,…
Januar 6, 2021 A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center… A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: „What are you doing here today?“Woman: „Oh, I’m here to donate some…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a costume party at a mental hospital… There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was „war“. The first person comes up onto the stage…
Januar 6, 2021 A large difference A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,“Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The badnews is…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.