Januar 6, 2021 There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving… There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already an hourlate for an operation.
Januar 6, 2021 I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears… I said to the doctor „I have this ringing in my ears.“He said, „Don’t answer it!“
Januar 6, 2021 A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery… A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She’s laid on a trolley bed by a lady ina white dress and brought…
Januar 6, 2021 A stuttering problem A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: ‚It appears that…
Januar 6, 2021 She said, "Kiss me doctor!" She said, „Kiss me doctor!“ Doctor said, „I can’t as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet… A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a…
Januar 6, 2021 From the life of the insane Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,“I am Napoleon!“Another one said, „How do you know?“The first inmate said, „God told me!“Just…
Januar 6, 2021 A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague… A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to have a heart transplant. She’s worried about the friend so…
Januar 6, 2021 Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker? Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can wash her crack and reuse it.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist? What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family tree, and a Gynecologist looks up your family bush.