Januar 6, 2021 What am I? You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. Iget wet before you do. What am I?A Tent
Januar 6, 2021 Social Security Sex Two men were talking. „So, how’s your sex life?“ „Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.“ „Social Security sex?“ „Yeah, you know: I…
Januar 6, 2021 Elderly romance There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home. The old man says to the woman, „For five dollars,…
Januar 6, 2021 A doctor's advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm A doctor’s advice to young bride regarding the use of the diaphragm: „Use it on every conceivable occasion.“
Januar 6, 2021 Definition of bad lover Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if she felt the earth move. She says no.
Januar 6, 2021 What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common? What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
Januar 6, 2021 Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays… Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?- Hundred dollars, as usual.
Januar 6, 2021 Do you know what a Yankee is? Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Januar 6, 2021 A nun is walking down a deserted road when… A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts raping her. After the rapist is done, he says,…
Januar 6, 2021 What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A tea bag.