Januar 6, 2021 Poetic justice A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in apark.The witness: They were fucking your honorThe judge: Could the…
Januar 6, 2021 Safe to appear Don was looking for a little „action.“ He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel…
Januar 6, 2021 The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and… The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.“Do you have reservations?“ asked the desk clerk.“Only one, “ replied the…
Januar 6, 2021 Sneezing orgasms A man goes to a doctor and says:“Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.““Gee, what are you taking for…
Januar 6, 2021 Get some of this Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifertakes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence…
Januar 6, 2021 Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City… Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he says, „How much?“She says, „Twenty bucks.“He says, „All right.“They climb…
Januar 6, 2021 Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time… Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted with the sad news one day that their common squeeze…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt? What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed
Januar 6, 2021 Mommy, mommy! What's a nymphomaniac? Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Januar 6, 2021 Necking Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: We’re necking.Cop: Well stick your neck back in your…