Januar 6, 2021 What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
Januar 6, 2021 Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70? Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Januar 6, 2021 How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on
Januar 6, 2021 Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork… Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying andcrying and father stork is trying to calm him. „Don’t…
Januar 6, 2021 The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate… The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound of a key in the front door. The young lady…
Januar 6, 2021 At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry… At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young girl of 20.Grandpa’s doctor tried to explain that at his…
Januar 6, 2021 Kiss me…yeah! „Kiss me,“ said the young lady urgently. „Please kiss me.“But the young man turned his head away, saying, „Of course not.How can I? I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show… A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got along verywell, and when he asked her if she would…
Januar 6, 2021 A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room… A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business trip. Not wishing to be alone, he calls an „escort“…