Januar 6, 2021 A man, being on top of a woman… A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: „Honey, your tits are too small, and your boxis too tight,““Get off…
Januar 6, 2021 So one sperm says to the other… So one sperm says to the other „When do we get to the ovaries?“The other replies „Ovaries! We’re not even past the throat yet!“
Januar 6, 2021 What the difference between true love and herpes? What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Januar 6, 2021 A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one… A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on the other. She wants to show thatthere is something good…
Januar 6, 2021 Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick… Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of the girls‘ dorm. Severalplain Janes walk by as the two…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between "ooh" and "aah?" What’s the difference between „ooh“ and „aah?“ -About three inches.
Januar 6, 2021 Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps on ticking.
Januar 6, 2021 Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much? Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what the big boys eat.
Januar 6, 2021 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed… 97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says „Doc, I think I’m impotent.“ Doctor sits himdown and begins the standard speech…
Januar 6, 2021 On a very cold night… On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the madam said, „You’ll have to wait.““But there’s lots of girls…