Januar 6, 2021 Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman… Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and coke. Bar man serves her and notices that she drinks…
Januar 6, 2021 A man let out a humongous burp… A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,“How dare you burp before my wife!“ The burper replies,“Hell, I didn’t even…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys are out hunting deer… Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, „Did you see that?“ The second guy says, „No.“ „A bald eagle just flew…
Januar 6, 2021 My name is Brown A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, „I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I…
Januar 6, 2021 Three calamities Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb….
Januar 6, 2021 Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward… Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, „What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?““Oh, Mister Smith, your child was just born and I have someterrible news for…
Januar 6, 2021 An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly… An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the airwith her…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman… A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, „Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss?“ „Don’t Miss me, mister.“…
Januar 6, 2021 The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique… The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer purchased an artificial vagina.“What are you going to use it…
Januar 6, 2021 A bartender was getting ready to close for the night… A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells…