Januar 6, 2021 Ten pounds of pride A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby,…
Januar 6, 2021 The other day my house caught fire… The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, „Shouldn’t be a problem. What kind of coverage do you have?“ I said,…
Januar 6, 2021 The hit-and-run The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to help. „My mother-in-law just tried to runme over!“ the shaken…
Januar 6, 2021 A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on… A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As heapproached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was…
Januar 6, 2021 A strange jigsaw puzzle Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. „Paddy,“ says Murphy, „I’ve got a problem.““What’s the matter?“ replies Paddy“Oi’ve bought a jigsaw and it’s too…
Januar 6, 2021 Make my own bed Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own bed.Guest: I’ll make my own bed.Innkeeper: Good. I’ll get you…
Januar 6, 2021 Two men were walking through the woods when… Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.The…
Januar 6, 2021 An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they… An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made aliving. Then, one day, the son hit the lottery and…
Januar 6, 2021 Cop coming upon a young couple making out… Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two doing?Boy: See honey, I told ya cops were stupid.
Januar 6, 2021 A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss… A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar,…