Januar 6, 2021 A woman walks into a tattoo parlour… A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‚Do you do custom work?“Why of course!“Good. I’d like a portrait of Robert Redford on…
Januar 6, 2021 A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla… A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The man asked the bartender what the gorilla wasdoing in the…
Januar 6, 2021 There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer… There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so called „lady of the night“. Shesays, „For $300.00, I’ll do…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball… A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Texas for a costume. Suddenly…
Januar 6, 2021 These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around… These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought it would be a good prank to push over the…
Januar 6, 2021 Gimme some aspirin! Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has a splitting headacheand asks Joe to go get some aspirins….
Januar 6, 2021 Ballroom please! This guy’s in the rear of a full elevator and he shouts, „Ballroomplease.“ A lady standing in front of him turns around and says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Three girls died and were brought to the gates… Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby St. Peter and his obedient angel.St. Peter…
Januar 6, 2021 One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to… One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between acne and a priest? Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy’s face AFTER he turns…