Januar 6, 2021 If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked… If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed,tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners…
Januar 6, 2021 This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent… This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the punk cross the road? Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet? Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips…
Januar 6, 2021 If a vegetarian eats vegetables… If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Januar 6, 2021 Politically correct seasons greetings POLITICALLY CORRECT SEASONS GREETINGS Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes For an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,non-addictive, gender…
Januar 6, 2021 A wise choice The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston,Texas insurance agent.Attorney:…
Januar 6, 2021 Two attorneys went into a diner… Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became…
Januar 6, 2021 How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a…
Januar 6, 2021 A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit… A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section…