Januar 6, 2021 The Letter D Pulls Out The Letter D Pulls Out LETTER D PULLS SPONSORSHIP FROM SESAME STREET Noted Consonant Alienated By Controversial New Gay Muppet NEW YORK–A spokesperson for…
Januar 6, 2021 A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull… A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. „I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder…
Januar 6, 2021 Totally messed up The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row – the last three hopelessly trying to correct…
Januar 6, 2021 Only in America… Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only in America…are there handicap parking places in…
Januar 6, 2021 Tough job A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. „Why?“ asked the barber, „Is there something wrong with this one?““I…
Januar 6, 2021 The meaning of life A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, „Do you smoke or drink?““No,“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 A great new hearing aid John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But…
Januar 6, 2021 The little sexy housewife was built so well… The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn’t keep his eyes off of her. Every time she came in the…
Januar 6, 2021 A young punk gets on the cross-town bus A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicolouredhair that’s green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix ofleather…
Januar 6, 2021 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven… 3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.They are all asked, „When you are in your casket and…