Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny. Elf: That’s Little Red Robin…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge? Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That’s called ‚The Wizard of…
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: What’s your favourite Christmas story? Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge! Father Christmas: You mean ‚Ghoul-di-locks‘!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What’s a hairdressers’s favourite Christmas song? ‚Oh comb all ye faithful‘
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes What song do Father Christmas‘ gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes I wouldn’t say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!
Januar 6, 2021 Christmas jokes Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket. Box office attendant: Then you’d better watch out… there’s a feller inside…