Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant… What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.
Januar 6, 2021 Bad habits I overheard a friend telling his pal, „I can’t break mywife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.“ „What is…
Januar 6, 2021 Merry…ied talk A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, „When you die, I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Two guys were discussing popular family trends… Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, „I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did…
Januar 6, 2021 On inheritance A little boy went up to his father and asked:“Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?“The father replied: „Well, son, you must…
Januar 6, 2021 Divorce decision „Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,“ the divorce courtjudge said, „and I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week.““That’s very…
Januar 6, 2021 Indicator A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch on the rocks. After he finished the drink, he peeked…
Januar 6, 2021 A Change Of Vows During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.“Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When youget…