Januar 6, 2021 Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today… Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law: No thanks. I’ll just use the hammer.
Januar 6, 2021 Larry's barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called… Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my…
Januar 6, 2021 So at the funeral home, the widow instructs… Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to cut offher late husband’s penis and shove it up his…
Januar 6, 2021 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice… A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: „Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will…
Januar 6, 2021 Paralyzed A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, „Come here quick,…
Januar 6, 2021 A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife… A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy from weather bureau Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if…
Januar 6, 2021 A sad mourner A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His…
Januar 6, 2021 Who am I? Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: „Quick! My husband is back!“Man jumps out from…
Januar 6, 2021 No change Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:“Listen honey, why don’t we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment and really…