Januar 6, 2021 A man called the undertaker one afternoon… A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: „Come and bury my wife.““But I buried your wife ten years ago,“ replied the undertaker.“I…
Januar 6, 2021 Are you going to take her? Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can’t leave her behind alone.
Januar 6, 2021 Two wives were airing their troubles… Two wives were airing their troubles:“I’d like to get a divorce,“ said the first.“My husband and I just don’t get along.““Why don’t you sue…
Januar 6, 2021 A rural Frenchman was on trial… A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife whenhe found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shother instead of…
Januar 6, 2021 The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment… The CIA was recruiting for a top secret assignment. They weredown to three recruits, two men and one woman. Only one couldget the position….
Januar 6, 2021 The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris… The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intentlystudied the array of lacy underthings…
Januar 6, 2021 Staring down from the bench to announce the terms… Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge turned to the husband and said:“I’m going to award her…
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see… A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her recently deceased husband is published. Afterthe editor informs her that…
Januar 6, 2021 A couple married forty years were revisiting the… A couple married forty years were revisiting the same placesthey went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secludedcountryside, they passed a ranch with…