Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and… Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell two KKK members apart? How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she’s their mother….
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Januar 6, 2021 What would Princess Diana be doing right… Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
Januar 6, 2021 What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy… What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.
Januar 6, 2021 A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer… A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!
Januar 6, 2021 Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have phones.
Januar 6, 2021 A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven… A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:“You swine….
Januar 6, 2021 There were these three morticians talking about… There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, „I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine….