Januar 6, 2021 If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant… Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.
Januar 6, 2021 The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict… The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton…
Januar 6, 2021 An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy… An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. „When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,“ the philosopher…
Januar 6, 2021 A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk… A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed…
Januar 6, 2021 Many moons There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an…
Januar 6, 2021 The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher… The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said „Whoever is not…
Januar 6, 2021 The girl knelt in the confessional and said… The girl knelt in the confessional and said,“Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.““What is it, child?““Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice…
Januar 6, 2021 Noah And Today's Ark Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, „Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain until the whole world…
Januar 6, 2021 Three religious truths There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the…
Januar 6, 2021 A Friend's Prayer A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up your day and may their arms be…