Januar 6, 2021 A man decided to have a face lift… A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road… Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the BigBad Wolf crouched down behind a log. „My what big eyes…
Januar 6, 2021 During WW II an American soldier… During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europefor three months, when he was finally given a week of…
Januar 6, 2021 A divorced woman had been on her own for several months… A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to get extremely horny. She went to the grocery store and…
Januar 6, 2021 A yard sale A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighborhood. Suddenly he realized there was a couple…
Januar 6, 2021 Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair… Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, „I wear a wig,…
Januar 6, 2021 Taking measures „Mom, I’m pregnant.““How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?““That I should take measures. That’s what I did! I took measures…
Januar 6, 2021 A lady with a… A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. „Are you a friend of the bride ?“…
Januar 6, 2021 A reason for break-up „What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?“ said her closest friend. „Well,“ Pam confirmed, „although his diamond was of…
Januar 6, 2021 Marital Sex While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn’t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily,…