Januar 6, 2021 Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine will never be…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do women have smaller feet than men? Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Januar 6, 2021 The doctor had just completed his examination… The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.“I would suggest to you, young lady,“ began the medic,as he regained som of…
Januar 6, 2021 Beep-beep The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going…
Januar 6, 2021 I have got trouble with the wife again… I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.
Januar 6, 2021 The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital… The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the egg say to the boiling water? What did the egg say to the boiling water?“I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!“Sent by Sarah
Januar 6, 2021 All the same An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together…
Januar 6, 2021 Greatest way to learn English Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.“Do you have anything to declare?“ asked the customs inspector.“No — sssssst, bzzz –…
Januar 6, 2021 The right way to ask a question A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A…