Januar 6, 2021 What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang… What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An ‚Amish‘ drive-by shooting
Januar 6, 2021 A reason for divorce „Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?“ the solicitor questionedhis client. „Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?““Oh, no,“ replied Mrs….
Januar 6, 2021 Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway… Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. „Good evenin‘, Kelly,“ said the muffledfigure. „Don’t ye be knowin‘ your old…
Januar 6, 2021 Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern… Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said „Mike, I’ll be havin’three whiskeys.“Callahan set up…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Januar 6, 2021 How does a Russian commit suicide? How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess… Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.
Januar 6, 2021 From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting…
Januar 6, 2021 The Irish Virus An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the „IRISH VIRUS“. As we don’t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system….