Januar 6, 2021 Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They’re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment….
Januar 6, 2021 A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and…
Januar 6, 2021 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That’s great Lou. What did…
Januar 6, 2021 IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person…
Januar 6, 2021 A talking Frog A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, „If you kiss me, I’ll turn into…
Januar 6, 2021 Acronyms PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI System Can’t See ItDOS Defunct Operating SystemBASIC Bill’s Attempt…
Januar 6, 2021 Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky… Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: – Nobody would know about her if it weren’t for Bill – She sucks – She blows – She’s…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!
Januar 6, 2021 Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to… Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other…
Januar 6, 2021 If IBM made toasters… If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for…