Januar 6, 2021 Where is the French border? „Why do you look so glum today?“, the teacher asked young Johnny. „I didn’t have no breakfast,“ Johnny mumbled. „You poor dear,“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 A small boy was lost, so he went up… A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, „I’ve lost my dad!“The cop said, „What’s he like?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and… The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny’s father. She comes toLittle Johnny’s house and sees Little…
Januar 6, 2021 One day a boy asks his dad… One day a boy asks his dad,“What’s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?“ Dad thought for a minute and said, „Come with…
Januar 6, 2021 To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails… To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it’ll make her fat. ?I won’t do it any more,…
Januar 6, 2021 What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks.
Januar 6, 2021 A real bastard A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels…
Januar 6, 2021 A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home… A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,“Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals.“
Januar 6, 2021 Fair Punishment Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn’t do my homework!
Januar 6, 2021 Two children are in a doctor's waiting room… Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. „Why are you crying?“ asked the other child. „I’m here…