Januar 6, 2021 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy… A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: „So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?“The little boy…
Januar 6, 2021 A failed attempt Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.“Why do you do that, Mommy?““To make myself beautiful,“ said his mother, who…
Januar 6, 2021 A lost skill This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.“This…
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy and his dad are standing in line… A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, „hey…
Januar 6, 2021 Who discovered North America? Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?Class: Little Johnny!
Januar 6, 2021 How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day? Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.
Januar 6, 2021 A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother… A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. „Mommy,“ she said. „Can we leave now?“…
Januar 6, 2021 A new method It’s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,“If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up…
Januar 6, 2021 A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic… A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , „If you reached in your right pocket and found…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth… Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, „How was I born?“ „The stork brought you to us.“ „Oh,“ said…