Januar 6, 2021 One day a teacher was teaching religion… One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class“What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?“Two…
Januar 6, 2021 A young mother paying a visit to a doctor… A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking…
Januar 6, 2021 An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day… An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. „If you get in…
Januar 6, 2021 Animal stuttering Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no…
Januar 6, 2021 The last words A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, „My father’s dead, Miss.“ „Oh, I am…
Januar 6, 2021 Lick that Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. „My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!“…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny's mother decided to give… Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to…
Januar 6, 2021 Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned… Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.“This,“ she said, „I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern…
Januar 6, 2021 What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream? Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit? What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.