Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana? What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Januar 6, 2021 Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what… Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best… find a woman with whom he may „commiserate“. After a…
Januar 6, 2021 David Copperfield is doing his magic show and… David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. „I will“, replies a guy in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter… Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: „Oh dear, what happened to you?“ Di answers: „I died in…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with… Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go…
Januar 6, 2021 A definition of God A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place…
Januar 6, 2021 Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps… Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little…
Januar 6, 2021 What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife? Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?
Januar 6, 2021 Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, „The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing
Januar 6, 2021 I went past a plastic surgeon's shop… I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.