Januar 6, 2021 Work Environment Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager)…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day? How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil
Januar 6, 2021 The company president called the chief security guard… The company president called the chief security guard into his office. „Chuck, we’ve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse… Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: „This won’t hurt…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the welfare doll? Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk? What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.
Januar 6, 2021 Telegram received from ex-employee Telegram received from ex-employee:“Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.“
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents in their hands look likehardworking…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like „work“ to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail,…
Januar 6, 2021 George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you’re not workinghard enough. Build huge…