When the cat’s away…..? The house smells better !
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
Why do tomcats fight ? Because they like raising a stink !
What do you call a cat wearing shoes ? Puss in boots !
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !
What kind of cat should you take into the desert ? A first aid kitty !
Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !