Januar 6, 2021 The story with the moral In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no…
Januar 6, 2021 Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What’s the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch an elephant? How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and…
Januar 6, 2021 An old lady owned two monkeys… An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.“So you want them mounted?“ asked the taxidermist.To…
Januar 6, 2021 Why don't oysters give to charity? Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Januar 6, 2021 What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Januar 6, 2021 Proffessional Acquantance A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission….
Januar 6, 2021 Returning from her vacation… Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for…
Januar 6, 2021 Not so fast! Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After…