Januar 6, 2021 Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie… Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. „You know, it’s not your fault that the dog died. He’s…
Januar 6, 2021 What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Januar 6, 2021 A little old lady buys a pair of parrots… A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get if you sleep under a cow? What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy
Januar 6, 2021 What does an elephant keep up its trunk? What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ’n‘ half o‘ snot!
Januar 6, 2021 I've never understood why women love cats… I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night,…
Januar 6, 2021 How do you catch a polar bear? How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the…
Januar 6, 2021 Snake joke First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!