Januar 6, 2021 A horse walks into a bar… A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: „So, why the long face?“
Januar 6, 2021 How do you make a cat drink? How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Januar 6, 2021 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing… An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.“That way,“ he said, „You get…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice, but rough An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do…
Januar 6, 2021 An ant and an elephant share a night of romance… An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. „Damn“, says the ant,…
Januar 6, 2021 A fair warning Tourist guide at zoo: „Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen…
Januar 6, 2021 There were two cows in a paddock… There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said „Moo.“And the second cow said „That’s…
Januar 6, 2021 German Shepard on Golf Course German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the…
Januar 6, 2021 Footless Parrot Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he’s lonesome so he goes to…
Januar 6, 2021 A dangerous job This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service…