Januar 6, 2021 picking up a woman in a laundromat Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will…
Januar 6, 2021 women and small feet Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Januar 6, 2021 Woman saying something smart How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with „A man one told me ….“
Januar 6, 2021 I haven't spoken in months I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.
Januar 6, 2021 8 things women won't say 8. What do you mean today’s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I’d rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this…
Januar 6, 2021 dishwasher breaks down What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Januar 6, 2021 womens monthly pain Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.
Januar 6, 2021 Marriage and Cheating Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Januar 6, 2021 3 women went out drinking 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got…
Januar 6, 2021 Ed Zachary Disease A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was…