Januar 6, 2021 Definitions Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot…
Januar 6, 2021 The Golfer vs. The Fisherman Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it!
Januar 6, 2021 Four worst words Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It’s still your turn!
Januar 6, 2021 Disorder in the Court! These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down…
Januar 6, 2021 A man and his Alligator A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, „Does this bar serve lawyers?““Of course we do,“ replied the bartender.“Great,“…
Januar 6, 2021 My dad's a Lawyer Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. „My name is Billy. What’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer in a car wreck One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues,…
Januar 6, 2021 Now thats lazy! My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
Januar 6, 2021 Program Manager A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come…
Januar 6, 2021 Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup…