Januar 6, 2021 A boy and girl octopus out on a date… A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm…
Januar 6, 2021 Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other… Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says „Do you know how to drive this thing?“
Januar 6, 2021 What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear about the blind skunk… Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Januar 6, 2021 What do chain saws and monkeys have in common? What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Januar 6, 2021 What did the elephant say to the naked man? What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Januar 6, 2021 What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
Januar 6, 2021 What's the difference between a bull and a cow? What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.
Januar 6, 2021 A Duck walks into a bar… A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don’t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his sick dog to the vet… A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says „Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!“The…