Januar 6, 2021 What has four legs and eight arms? Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s play area.
Januar 6, 2021 Two male flies are buzzing around… Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down…
Januar 6, 2021 One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole… One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.“Whatcha doin?“ he asked. Mongo replies, „My…
Januar 6, 2021 Two cows were talking in the field one day… Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that’s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes…
Januar 6, 2021 What's green and has wheels? What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
Januar 6, 2021 I like monkeys This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd…
Januar 6, 2021 A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly… A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his…
Januar 6, 2021 Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly… Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, „Wow, did you see how fast…
Januar 6, 2021 Why did the cactus cross the road? Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie