Januar 6, 2021 A man took his Rottweiler to the vet… A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said „My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?“ „Well,“ said the…
Januar 6, 2021 A talking horse A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a…
Januar 6, 2021 The essential difference One day the zoo-keeper noticed that „Cheech“ the orang-utang was reading two books — the Bible and Darwin’s Origin of Species.In surprise he asked…
Januar 6, 2021 A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel… A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up…
Januar 6, 2021 A German shepherd went to a Western Union office… A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, „Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof…woof.“The clerk examined the paper and told the dog,…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler? Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.
Januar 6, 2021 A lusty camel A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and…
Januar 6, 2021 A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them… A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. „What’s your name?“ she asks the first. To her surprise,…
Januar 6, 2021 An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft… An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse….
Januar 6, 2021 What are 3 problems about being an egg? What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it…