Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit
Januar 6, 2021 There was once a wide mouth frog… There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn’t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking…
Januar 6, 2021 Persistency Act A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees…
Januar 6, 2021 What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch…
Januar 6, 2021 A man takes his dog for a walk in the park… A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men…
Januar 6, 2021 Stuttering animal Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in…
Januar 6, 2021 My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of… My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said „which position do you use?““Doggy style,“ said dumb…
Januar 6, 2021 What's the worst thing about washing your cat? Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.
Januar 6, 2021 I think Rover is getting a bit old… „I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.““Bullshit, watch this…Rover sit! Oh dear, you’re right, I’ll getthe shovel…