Januar 6, 2021 An irresolvable problem A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.“Have you always been that way?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Why does a dog lick his balls? Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Januar 6, 2021 Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
Januar 6, 2021 What's brown and crispy on the outside… What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.
Januar 6, 2021 A man running a little behind schedule arrives… A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as…
Januar 6, 2021 What came first, the chicken or the egg? What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it was the rooster!
Januar 6, 2021 A horse walks into a bar… A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: „So, why the long face?“
Januar 6, 2021 How do you make a cat drink? How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Januar 6, 2021 An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing… An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.“That way,“ he said, „You get…
Januar 6, 2021 Nice, but rough An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do…