Januar 6, 2021 yo mama so fat.. drivers license Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, „Picture continued on other side.“
Januar 6, 2021 yo mama is so fat… driveway Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Januar 6, 2021 yo mama is so fat.. neck Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.
Januar 6, 2021 True Love A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women’s husband’s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if…
Januar 6, 2021 New scientific element: WOMAN Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever…
Januar 6, 2021 picking up a woman in a laundromat Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine, will…
Januar 6, 2021 women and small feet Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Januar 6, 2021 Woman saying something smart How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with „A man one told me ….“
Januar 6, 2021 I haven't spoken in months I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt her.