Januar 6, 2021 Star bangled banner You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are „Gentlemen, start your engines.“
Januar 6, 2021 You might be a redneck if… rich relative Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus's Ethnicity Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure…
Januar 6, 2021 I want to become a politician I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI’ve only come…
Januar 6, 2021 Weapons of Mass Destruction A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:“Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid Funny Quotes „Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.“ –President Gerald Ford „My fellow astronauts…“–Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at…
Januar 6, 2021 140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, „Isn’t that Bush and Powell sitting over…
Januar 6, 2021 Lying Politicians A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into…
Januar 6, 2021 New Ruling The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn’t for any religious reason, they simply…