Januar 6, 2021 All Aboard A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train…
Januar 6, 2021 Gonna Get Lucky A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and…
Januar 6, 2021 seconds to live Man walks into the Doctors office. „I have the results of your test and I’m afraid your going to die“ Says the Doctor. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Have a Drink Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and…
Januar 6, 2021 Two lawyers walking through the woods Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer Statue One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it…
Januar 6, 2021 The Godfather The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, „Where’s the three million bucks…
Januar 6, 2021 Cement Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement
Januar 6, 2021 Catfish vs. Lawyer Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish…
Januar 6, 2021 Attack Dog A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained…