Januar 6, 2021 Yo Family Is So Poor… Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing,…
Januar 6, 2021 You're so stupid… Police You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
Januar 6, 2021 grammar correction A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 1 A man comes into the ER and yells; „My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!“ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 2 At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient’s anterior chest wall. „Big breaths,“ I…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 3 One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 4 I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, „Cover your…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 5 While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, „How long have you been bedridden?“ After a look of complete confusion she answered……
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 6 I was caring for a woman and asked, „So how’s your breakfast this morning?“ „It’s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor's Notes 7 A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a…