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Januar 6, 2021 Now thats lazy! My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.
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Januar 6, 2021 Things You Don't Want Your System Admin To Say Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Crashed My computer crashed and died today And I thought, „oh well what the hey“ Now I’d have time to clean my house And see…
Januar 6, 2021 Microsoft ad space Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average…
Januar 6, 2021 Internet Test Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your…
Januar 6, 2021 If Operating Systems Were Beers DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only…