Januar 6, 2021 TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It’s the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct…
Januar 6, 2021 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream „Oh my God! They’ve found me!“ and bolt….
Januar 6, 2021 Parrrot boy & daddy There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was…
Januar 6, 2021 Final Examination Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be…
Januar 6, 2021 Did you ever wonder? Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn’t grow…
Januar 6, 2021 God vs Satan And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would…
Januar 6, 2021 The Cow and the Chicken So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd… LOL…the chicken goes…
Januar 6, 2021 Trick or Treat I never actually grapsed the whole „Trick or treat“ ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgery I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my…